Think Geek Portal: Life-Size Inflatable Turret Review
Think Geek Portal: Life-Size Inflatable Turret Feature
- From the hit video game series
- Life-size inflatable
- Stands 40" tall when inflated
Think Geek Portal: Life-Size Inflatable Turret Overview
Drastic times call for drastic measures, friends of Science. Aperture Science had to make some cutbacks to the production line when OSHA shut down the main plant. Something about air quality or lead paint in the water pipes. Silly, really. That's what waivers are for. Anyhoo, we can't get you any real, bullet-firing turrets, but we did manage to hijack a pool float factory long enough to make a bunch of these inflatable ones.Fill this 40" turret with all the hot air in your lungs (just think about life giving you lemons) and then position it wherever you need more protection: outside your baby's room, in front of the pie that's cooling, or by your swimming pool to keep the neighborhood kids at bay. Practice your best rendition of "Target acquired" and watch as people run away in fear.
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